"This is Bioscience"
Howdy! How ya duurrnn? I've decided to document my life to show my future grandkids what MawMaw was like prior to becoming famous. Well, I can guarantee you that I cannot guarantee you that this will be entertaining/worth your time/grammatically correct, but I can tell you that you're beautiful. To protect the individuals stated in this blog, I will only use their real names. Have a RICE day, kiddos. Boop Boop.
Saturday, January 11, 2014
Bonn Bioscience
Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Recap: Kaohshiung, Taiwan
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| This is my Grandpa. He's super cute. |
This hat vendor...
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| They were made of paper. The Boys and Their Toys.
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| Met my mom's best friend's kids. (My cousins are in the back, and the one in gray is my brother, Alan.) Happy New Year's Eve? |
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| Mama Bear and I in the hospital after getting in automobile accident. |
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| Worry not, the other motorist was fine. |
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| At least we can laugh about it, now. |
Saturday, December 28, 2013
I will NEVER forgive him.
Now, it was no Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla. In fact, it was the worst "ice cream" I'd ever had. I paid for ice cream, but rather, I received a man-handled stale ice cream cone with tacky malleable vanilla goop, garnished with a three inch pubic hair. Yum. Now, I'm no hairy orangutan, but if I'm not mistaken, I believe that's rather long. I feel hurt and confused. I trusted this man.
I don't think I'll ever be able to trust the Turks again.
It's alright, though. Shortly after, I snatched this little rascal.
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| The owner be side-eyeing me... |
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| Look how photogenic we look. |
Wednesday, December 25, 2013
Merry Christmas, Ya'll.
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
That one time Johanna was on DRUGS...
So, I'm preparing for my semester abroad in Germany, and one of the
things I have to get done is, well pack, and get my wisdom teeth
removed. They haven't grown in, and I haven't felt them, yet, but I
wanted to make sure I didn't wait for that to happen while I was abroad.
So, I did a thing...
Part I: Can we please talk about that sketch alleyway, though?
Part II: The drugs have kicked inttt....
There was whining, and crying, and singing, and Christmas joy.
Overall a 10. Would do again.
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