Recap: Kaohshiung, Taiwan

This is my Grandpa. He's super cute.

 

This hat vendor...

They were made of paper.



The Boys and Their Toys.

The Popsicles took me to an "air show".

He's so realistic looking.

Oops.

Met my mom's best friend's kids. (My cousins are in the back, and the one in gray is my brother, Alan.)

Happy New Year's Eve?

Mama Bear and I in the hospital after getting in automobile accident.

Worry not, the other motorist was fine.

At least we can laugh about it, now.

I will NEVER forgive him.

So, I'm in Taiwan for the holidays and I come across this multilingual ice cream vendor. He seems sincere and friendly, so I got some good ole sweet frozen cow lactation from him...

Now, it was no Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla. In fact, it was the worst "ice cream" I'd ever had. I paid for ice cream, but rather, I received a man-handled stale ice cream cone with tacky malleable vanilla goop, garnished with a three inch pubic hair. Yum. Now, I'm no hairy orangutan, but if I'm not mistaken, I believe that's rather long. I feel hurt and confused. I trusted this man.

I don't think I'll ever be able to trust the Turks again.

It's alright, though. Shortly after, I snatched this little rascal.

The owner be side-eyeing me...

Look how photogenic we look.

Merry Christmas, Ya'll.

I call this piece "interracial love" From Left to Right: Genie, Snicks (the pup), Me, and Kerr.

Christmas Party at Work with Meagan. We look good.

How majestic.

My Popsicles with with his Mom.

Isn't Scheeh cute? Why yes, I am wearing a pant suit.

That one time Johanna was on DRUGS...

So, I'm preparing for my semester abroad in Germany, and one of the things I have to get done is, well pack, and get my wisdom teeth removed. They haven't grown in, and I haven't felt them, yet, but I wanted to make sure I didn't wait for that to happen while I was abroad. So, I did a thing... 

Part I: Can we please talk about that sketch alleyway, though?

Part II: The drugs have kicked inttt....

There was whining, and crying, and singing, and Christmas joy.

 Overall a 10. Would do again.